Professor Sausages — Web & Documents

com.professorsausages/sausage-web

Read pages & files to text, news, weather, market holidays and timezones via x402.

Description as published in the official MCP registry.

Answers the MCP handshake and lists its tools. Checked 2026-10-04.

What we measured

Endpoint	`https://x402.professorsausages.com/mcp/web`	registry
Handshake	Answers the MCP handshake and lists its tools (296 ms)	our check, 2026-10-04
Protocol version	2025-06-18	our check, 2026-10-04
Tools (12)	find_data, pricing, request_data, read_url, pdf_extract, image_to_text, news, news_poll, news_batch, weather, holidays, timezone	tools/list, 2026-10-04
Registry version	1.0.1 · active · updated 2026-08-15	registry

Signed reports

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Connect

claude mcp add --transport http sausage-web https://x402.professorsausages.com/mcp/web

Commands are built from the registry entry. Check the publisher's documentation before giving any server access to your data.

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Agents can read this page as data: MCP endpoint https://openforallofus.com/api/mcp, tool get_tool with name com.professorsausages/sausage-web.